Never argue with a smart woman

[FBI Bụi]

One morning, a husband returns after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take their
boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and takes out her
book.

Along comes a game warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are
you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies (thinking "Isn't it obvious?!").

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, Officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at
any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
woman.

"But I haven't touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could
start at any moment."

"Have a nice day, ma'am," he said...and quickly left.

[HoaiAn76]

là lá la

[evolution]

Hi guys, be carefull, don't go too close to dì Bụi because all you guys have equipment.

[puppyz]

Ủa ủa....sao PPZ nhớ câu chuyên nầy khác 1 chút xíu nè

One morning, a husband returns after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take their
boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and takes out her
book.

Along comes a game warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are
you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies (thinking "Isn't it obvious?!").

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, Officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at
any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
woman.

"But I haven't touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could
start at any moment."

"No, ma'am, I has no equipment to do that sort of thing" he said.

"You 're lying" the woman said.

"You wanna to check it out real quick?" pointing his hand down.

"No" and she quickly left.