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A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks "What's your occupation ?"
"I'm a prostitute" she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says "Let's try to rephrase that.."
The woman says "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says "I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute ?"
"Well, I managed to raise a thousand little cocks last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is."
The accountant says "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks "What's your occupation ?"
"I'm a prostitute" she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says "Let's try to rephrase that.."
The woman says "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says "I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute ?"
"Well, I managed to raise a thousand little cocks last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is."
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