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1. Question: Why is the "69" position also called the "smokers' position?"
Answer: Because while she is smoking the cigar, he is cleaning the ashtray.
2. Question: Why is sperm donation more expensive than blood donation?
Answer: Because it's HANDMADE!!
3. An old man married a young girl. On the wedding night he showed five fingers to his wife.
Young girl: Ooh.. Darling! 5 times?
Old man: No dear, choose which one you prefer to start with.
4. Question: What is the smallest hotel in the world?
Answer: It's Vagina Inn. Because it can only accommodate 1 standing occupant and 2 pieces of baggage outside!
5. Reporter: Your secretary said publicly that you have a small penis, would you care to comment on this?
Man: The truth is that she has a big mouth!
5. What's the difference between biology and sociology?
- When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology.
- When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.
6. What is the speed limit in sex?
- 70 - because at 69 you have to turn around.
Answer: Because while she is smoking the cigar, he is cleaning the ashtray.
2. Question: Why is sperm donation more expensive than blood donation?
Answer: Because it's HANDMADE!!
3. An old man married a young girl. On the wedding night he showed five fingers to his wife.
Young girl: Ooh.. Darling! 5 times?
Old man: No dear, choose which one you prefer to start with.
4. Question: What is the smallest hotel in the world?
Answer: It's Vagina Inn. Because it can only accommodate 1 standing occupant and 2 pieces of baggage outside!
5. Reporter: Your secretary said publicly that you have a small penis, would you care to comment on this?
Man: The truth is that she has a big mouth!
5. What's the difference between biology and sociology?
- When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology.
- When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.
6. What is the speed limit in sex?
- 70 - because at 69 you have to turn around.
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