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Question : What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
Answer : Your salary, it comes once a month, lasts about 5-7 days & if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.
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Question : What is the smallest hotel in the world?
Answer : It's Virginia . Because it can only accommodate 1 standing occupant and 2 pieces of baggage outside!
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2 prostitutes were in a taxi, on their way home after "work".
Pros 1 : I smell sperm!
Pros 2 : Sorry, I burped!!!
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A woman gave birth to 6 babies & seeing this, she immediately got out of hospital, slapped her husband & shouted,
"I told you not to go doggy style!"
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A Japanese girl accidentally lets out a big fart after making love. She said, "Aww, so solly... exkooz me pleazo, Flont hole so happy, back hole laugh out loud".
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Why is breast milk good for health?
Because it is great for blood circulation, provides heat, is refreshing & comes in attractive containers.
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Dracula asked God, "May I be reincarnated as a white angel with wings and still suck blood?"
God said, "Okay" and Poof! Dracula turned into a sanitary pad".
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Thân,
Nahoku
Answer : Your salary, it comes once a month, lasts about 5-7 days & if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.
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Question : What is the smallest hotel in the world?
Answer : It's Virginia . Because it can only accommodate 1 standing occupant and 2 pieces of baggage outside!
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2 prostitutes were in a taxi, on their way home after "work".
Pros 1 : I smell sperm!
Pros 2 : Sorry, I burped!!!
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A woman gave birth to 6 babies & seeing this, she immediately got out of hospital, slapped her husband & shouted,
"I told you not to go doggy style!"
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A Japanese girl accidentally lets out a big fart after making love. She said, "Aww, so solly... exkooz me pleazo, Flont hole so happy, back hole laugh out loud".
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Why is breast milk good for health?
Because it is great for blood circulation, provides heat, is refreshing & comes in attractive containers.
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Dracula asked God, "May I be reincarnated as a white angel with wings and still suck blood?"
God said, "Okay" and Poof! Dracula turned into a sanitary pad".
ST
Thân,
Nahoku
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