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  • Suýt nữa mẹ lên Thiên đàng rồi !!!!

    ... Để nguyên bản tiếng Anh cho các bạn đọc chơi chứ Quo tui hổng dám dịch đâu ....

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    Young David came home from school one day and found his pet chicken laying on the ground with his legs pointing straight up into the sky. When his father got home, he explained that the chicken has died and his legs were pointed up to Jesus in heaven.

    They buried the chicken and that was that. Two weeks later his dad came home from work and David ran up to him yelling, "Daddy, Daddy, we nearly lost Mommy today."

    "What?" his father replied.

    "When I got home from school, Mommy was laying on the bed with her legs pointing up in the air yelling, 'Jesus, I'm coming, Jesus I'm coming.' If it wasn't for Uncle Terry holding her down we would have lost her for sure!"

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    ..dzị khg hè

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    • #3
      Bác Quo này chuyên đi sưu tầm mấy cái chuyện 18++, dạy hư dì An đi nha



      Je suis comme je suis
      Je suis faite comme ça
      Que voulez-vous de plus?
      Que voulez-vous de moi?

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      • #4
        Kakkakaka......người cha bèn trả lời rằng : dzị thì bi giờ đã tới lúc uncle Terry lên Thiên Đàng rùi...

        Thân,
        Nahoku
        Tài năng là sự luyện tập không ngừng :hk: :hk: :hk:

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        • #5
          Nguyên Văn Bài Viết Của nahoku View Post
          Kakkakaka......người cha bèn trả lời rằng : dzị thì bi giờ đã tới lúc uncle Terry lên Thiên Đàng rùi...

          Thân,
          Nahoku
          kakkka pac Na vui wa

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