2015 Miss Universe National Costumes:

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Hungary
12
"You know what would make this? A little bunny toy. Why? BECAUSE BUNBUN!"
Indian
3
"MAXIMUM CULTURAL COSPLAY... ACTIVATE!"
Indonesia
4
You may have also seen me in Warcraft as "Dinatea, sorceress supreme!"
Israel

"Eh, too much work. I'll just wear my dinner dress for tonight. Good enough."
Italy
5
"Pageant Entrant's Creed"
Jamaica
6
"Well, at least we know what inspired this."
Kazakhstan
789
"Did you know that zinc is one of Kazakhstan's largest exports? Let me show you the wonderful properties of this glorious metal."
Kenya

"Warp factor AWESOME, engage!"
Korea

"This Hambeok is an artistic representation of every country that buys Samsung Galaxy phones!"
Kosovo

"Unnecessary neck ruffles? Check. Leg warmers? Check. Clear discomfort? Check. Pageant costume: ready."
Lebanon
10111213
"**** you, my snuggie is the best thing here."
Lithuania
141516
"Imagination is clearly illegal in Lithunia, so we leave nothing to it."
Malaysia
17
"Malaysia really really REALLY ****ing hates birds."
Mexico


"Sure, peafowl aren't from Mexico, but then again none of this makes sense anyway, so whatever."
Burma


"Wait, I thought this was the Hunger Games? Where are we again?!"
Netherlands



"I'm sure this is what Van Gogh would have wanted, right?"

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New Zealand
2930
"Whatever, at least I'm not dressed as a hobbit."
Nicaragua
3132
"In the Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room... In the Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room..."
Nigeria
3334
"Eat your heart out, Madonna."
Paraguay

OK seriously, I'm out of dead bird jokes. C'mon Latin America. I mean... come on.
Peru
3536
"You know what's sexy? Giant headgear made of fake gold and vultures. Everyone loves reminders of carrion being eaten by giant soulless birds as long as it's pretty."
Philippines

"Sure, we may have missed the Rose Parade, but no need to let that get us down!"
Spain
37
"HAHA IMPERIALISM!"
Trinidad & Tobago
38
"And that's when everyone realized that the punch was in fact drugs. And god**** it was good."
America
3940414243...45
"Not pictured here: the three thousand crying bald eagles and an entire battalion of Marines chanting OORAH in unison."
Venzuela


"Oh great, the ****ing Ents are here. It'll take a year to just get them to realize that New Zealand isn't dressed as Orcs."

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Albania

"Hey I have a great idea for the costume! How about we add a pair of pumps to an otherwise traditionalish costume, and then it's sexy! Brilliant, no?"
Angola

"My headgear gives a +3 bonus to authenticity!"
Argentina
1
"I AM THE ZERG. Now you will know the fury of the Queen of Blades!"
Aruba
2
They said you couldn't make a shiny owl hat look sexy. They said you couldn't murder 100 birds for just a pair of shoulder pauldrons. They were wrong.
Australia
34
"OK, look, we were out of ideas so we just outsourced everything to an elementary school art class. Whatever, m8."
Austria
56
"This is good and functional and efficient."
Bahamas

"This costume also doubles as a potted houseplant! Think green, everyone!"
Belgium
78910
"Eh. Stick some feathers on a bikini. We got this shit."
Bolivia
11
"Everyone knows that bikini armor is the best armor."
Brazil
12
"Idiot, when we said we wanted an assload of feathers, we didn't mean load up her ass with feathers! WTF are we supposed to do with a featherbutt? Whatever, **** it, get her out there."
British Virgin Islands
13
"Is Aladdin still a thing? Because I ****ing LOVE Aladdin. Let's go with that."
Bulgaria
14
"**** it, we got nothing. Just go traditional."
Canada
1516171819...22
"I don't know what you're talking aboot when you say this doesn't make sense. We're Canada, eh. This is us, guy."
Chile
23
"**** you. I'm awesome. That is all."

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China

"Meh. Needs more red and jade."
Colombia
242526
"Wait, people think of what when they hear Colombia? Nah. Go with umbrellas instead."
Costa Rica

"Universal said we couldn't use dinosaurs, so we went with toucans. Close enough."
Croatia
2728
"Seriously guys, when all the other European countries go with the long traditional dresses, we can go really leggy and... OH **** YOU BELGIUM."
Curacao

"This dress brought to you by: bad mixed drinks and day after regrets!"
Czech Republic
293031
"Why are you making me wear a taco? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!"
Dominican Republic
32
"Who says you can't bring a little religion into a beauty pageant?"
Ecuador

"Thousands of proud years of Incan civilization summed up in one awesome bikini."
Egypt

"Well, we can't have her wear a pyramid, so go Cleopatra instead. Close enough."
El Salvador

"Worst poncho ever."
Ethiopia
33
"Wait, she has to walk up to a mic and do what now?"
Finland

"If they can't see, they can't judge negatively. BLIND THEM WITH THE POWER OF FINNISH WHITENESS."
France
34
"**** you, we are French."
Gabon
3536
I actually like this one for some reason. I'm making an exception. Deal.
Georgia

"Pearls. Pearls everywhere."
Germany
373839
"EVERYONE LOVES 99 LUFTBALLOONS."
Ghana
4041
"What now, Angola? HUH?!"
Great Britain
42434445
"Great Britain: being awkwardly British since forever."
Greece

"How about we do Greek cosplay instead? Good? Great!"
Ireland
4647484950
"Wait, this isn't a Mad Max costume context? Well, shit..."
Japan
5152
"And suddenly the sound of thousands of neckbeards getting aroused grossed out the entire world."