Ế Đi HọC ....

[FBI Bụi]

TEACHER: Bụi, go to the map and find North America.

Bụi: Here it is

TEACHER: Correct ! Good Girl . Now Ế, who discovered America?

Ế : Bụi !

[FBI Bụi]

TEACHER: Evolution , why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Ế: You told me to do it without using tables

[FBI Bụi]

TEACHER: Evolution , how do you spell 'crocodile?'

Ế: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L

TEACHER: No, that's wrong !

Ế: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me "how I spell it !"

[FBI Bụi]

TEACHER: Now, Evolution, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

Ế : No sir, I don't have to, my wife is a good cook.

[FBI Bụi]

TEACHER: Evolution , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your dì Bụi's. Did you copy hers?

Ế: No, sir. It's the same dog !

[concua82]

É đâu rùi ...

[Quo Vadis]

TEACHER: Now, Evolution, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

Ế : No sir, I don't have to, my wife is a good cook.

[evolution]

The children had all been photographed for school pictures, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Evolution, he's a doctor.'"

A small voice of dì Bụi Đời at the back of the room rang out, "And there's teacher; she's dead."

[evolution]

Little Bụi Đời had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school. Two days later her teacher phoned her mother to tell her that she was misbehaving.

"Wait a minute," she said. "I had Bụi Đời with me for three months and I never called you once when she misbehaved."

[evolution]

The teacher spent the entire hour reading to her class about the bison family. When she had finished, she said, “Name some things that are very dangerous to get near to and have horns.”

Little dì Bụi Đời spoke up without hesitation, “Automobiles?”

[evolution]

The teacher asked, " Can you give me a good example of how heat expands things and cold contracts them?"

"Well," dì Bụi Đời answered, "The days are much longer in summer.''

[evolution]

Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?
Dì Bụi Đời: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!

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Father: I hear you skipped school to do shopping
Dì Bụi Đời: No I didn't, and I have the fish to prove it!

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Mother: How do you like going to school?
Dì Bụi Đời: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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Dì Bụi Đời: Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.
Class: So what's so great about that?
Dì Bụi Đời: It's snowing outside!

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Mother: Why did you get such a low score in that test?
Dì Bụi Đời: Absence
Mother: You were absent on the day of the test?
Dì Bụi Đời: No but the boy Evolution who sits next to me was!

[FBI Bụi]

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Thanks Cua & anh Quo dzô ũng hộ Bụi nha ... đừng có ũng hộ Ế cho Ế .. quê chơi nghen

Bụi ưi..É xưa nay khg có biết nhường đàn bà..bởi dzì hủng có ai biết É là đực hay cái đó